Happy Lamers by The Terminators[Sweden]
SEARCHING FOUND HAPPY LAMERS/TT LOADING READY. RUN - HEJ LOOP NO JUST KIDDING MAN! THIS IS DROID JUMPING ON THE KEYS, A MEMBER IN THE TERMINATORS AND AT SIDE OF ME IS KILLER SITTING. WE ARE TRYING TO FINICH OUR FIRST DEMO KALLED 'HAPPY LAMERS'. I'M WRITING NOW JUST BCOZ I'M JUST HAVE NOTHING TO TELL YOU (AT USUAL) I (DROID) IS THE CODER AND I HAVE DONE THE GRAFIX (WITH SOME HELP FROM KILLER) OUR LOGO IS DAMN NICE I THINK. KILLER WANTS TO TELL SOMETHING SO I THROW OVER THE KEYS TO HIM.......HOWDY FOLKS THIS IS KILLER FROM T.T (THE TERMINATORS ALLTSA). AND I AM A HAPPY LAMER I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT'S WRONG TO BE A LAMER IT'S COOL. LAMERS IS ONLY HUMANS YOU KNOW. NO JUMP OVER THIS CRAP I WANT TO SEND SOME HEAVY HIP HOPS TO DROID (I HOPE YOU WILL COME OVER TO THE AMIGA SOME TIME AND WE WILL HAVE SOME FUN!!!) THE MIGHTY BEAST (COME ON AND DO A BREAK IN OR SOMTHING !!!) DINO , IN FAIRLIGHT (THANK YOU FOR HELPING US AND I MUST SAY THAT IT WAS REAL FUNNY ON THE COPY PARTY IN STOCKHOLM!!!) AND WE IN THE TERMINATORS WANT'S TO SEND A SPECIAL REGARD TO HORIZON FOR A VERY GOOD PARTY. CYRANO ( IT WAS REAL NICE MEETING YOU AT THE PARTY I HOPE YOU REMEMBER US AND DON'T FORGET US IN YOUR DEMO.) KEFRENS (WE REALLY LIKE YOUR MEGA DEMOS (AND A FEW HOURS OF HACKING IN SOME OF THEM) COME ON AND DO MORE NICE DEMOS.NOW FORGIVE US IF WE HAVE FORGOTTEN SOME ONE. NOW SOME ACTION PLEASE DROID PLAY SOME GOOD MUZAC.........AHHHH MUCH BETTER. IF SOME ONE HAVE ANY CHEAP DISKS FOR SALE ( TO THE AMIGA AND C-64) THEN CONTACT US AT OUR HQ PHONE IN SWEDEN 0504/11067 ASK FOR TONY OR JOHAN OR WRITE TO BRITTGARDEN 96 54300 TIBRO SWEDEN. OK DROID WANNA RAPE THE KEYS FOR A WHILE SO HERE YOU HAVE ( I WILL BE BACK FOR SURE!!!) OK HERE YOU HAVE.....FUCKER........STON STONK WHAT A RELEASE.. HEY KILLER GET ME SOME PAPER SO I CAN CLEAN UP MY KEYS AH THANK YOU. NO MORE SAGGE ON THE KEYBOARD. YES AS YOU HAVE GUESS I AM BACK AND JUMPING ON THE KEYS AGAIN. CYRANO I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR SOME GOOD STUFF I GOT FROM YOU. I HOPE YOU WILL CONTACT ME SOON, AND I HOPE YOU WILL RELEASE YOUR NEW DEMO SOON. GOOD LUCK. KILLER GET ME SOME COFFEY. COME ON SLAVE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SLAVE CAN YOU BE FOR YOUR SELF. (THATS KILLER). WHAT A MESS WE HAVE ONLY WRITE 9 BLOCKS (THAT WHAT I CALL A LAMERS SCROLL. THEY WILL NEVER WRITE MORE THAN 9 BLOCK) SO WE WILL GO ON AND WRITE MORE CRAP (I HOPE YOU NOT WILL GET TIRED YET) I MOST SEND A LAMERCEDITS TO JAGUAR FOR BEING A BIG LAMER (HE DON'T EVEN OWN A COMPUTER) AND A HIP HOP TO KILLER (WHY SHALL I GO OVER TO THE AMIGA? I JUST LOVE MY COMPUTER (AS YOU NOTICED) AND I JUST HAPPY). THE TIME IS 00:30 AND WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG. I JUST HEAR THAT KILLER DOING HIM SELF READY FOR THE 12-ROUNDS WITH THE KEYS, SO HERE HE GO IN ROUND 1: KLING. BOX. AND HE STARTED WITH A UPPER-CUT.....OK IM NOT FIGHTING THE KEY BOARD. I KILLER DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY THAT COMPUTERS IS NOTHING TO HAVE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A HUMAN BEING CAN LIVE WITHOUT A COMPUTER. THE TIME IS 00,38 AND WE ARE NOT TIRED YET.I KILLER WAS SLEEPING ABOUT 2 HOURS AT THE PARTY AND I WAS THERE FOR 3 DAYS SO I THINK I CAN STAY UP AND PAIN YOUR EYES LONG ENOUGH JUST NOW WE HAVE USED 0C5F BYTES. OK I WILL SOON TAKE THE SECOND ROUND WITH THE KEYS SO DROID HAVE TO FIGHT FOR A WHILE OK CATCH SWISCH... I GOT IT. WE WILL TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE BCOZ I HAVE TO CHECK MY DRIVE IT'S DOING SOME FUNNY THINGS (PLAYING MY BONNY) SEE YOU LATER....... OK. I'M BACK IT WAS JUST KILLER WHO PLAYED ME A JOKE (IT WAS NOT FUNNY HA HA). HEY KILLER GET ME SOME COFFEY, SLAVE! YOU CALLED ME A SLAVE SO GET YOUR OWN COFFEY. (THAT'S YES WHO YEEAH YOU WAS RIGHT THAT WAS KILLER) NO, NOW WE WILL GET SERIOUS AGAIN (WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN!!!) SORRY I'M NOT THINKING AT USUAL ONLY WHEN I'M CODING AND DOING SOME DEMOS (I HAVEN'T DOING ANY DEMOS YET BUT THIS WILL BE OURS FIRST... UACK WHAT WAS THAT FOR SOMETHING, NOT COFFEY FOR SURE. BUT I WILL TRY TO DRINK IT UP. DON'T LEAVE ME WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT DO YOU MEAN (THAT A SONG WITH SABRINA NO I MEAN SAMANTHA RAV (FOX) NO, NOW I WILL THROW OVER THE KEYS TO KILLER BCOZ HE WILL GO HIS SECOND ROND WITH THE KEYS...... OH SHIT I WILL NEVER MAKE 12 ROUNDS BUT I WILL TRY REAL HARD SO HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH SOME MORE BULLSHIT. IF YOU SEE THOSE NAMES IN ANY DEMO OR IN ANY PROGRAMS IT'S ME KILLER THE NAMES I HAVE HAD IS MYZ,THE INSANE VIRUS,THE INSANE WARRIOR,MUCHIE THAT IS MY NAMES SO IF YOU SEE ONE OF THEM IT IS STILL ONE PERSON I HAVE SO HARD TO PICK ONE OF THOSE NAMES BUT I THINK IT WILL BE KILLER IT'S A PRETTY NICE NAME. WE WILL SOON RELEASE OUR FIRST DEMO BUT WE HAVE A FEW BUGS LEFT TO FIX. AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW THAT IT WILL BE THE BEST WE CAN DO FOR THE MOMENT BUT WE WILL BE BETTER SO HANG ON FROM THE BEGINING AND SEE IF WE WILL GET SOME BETTER. OK WHAT THE FUCK SHALL WE WRITE ABOUT NOW OOHH I KNOW LETS HAVE A INTERVJU WITH SOME MEMBERS SO YOU CAN GET KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE OF US OK LETS BEGIN WITH DROID AGE:21 HIGHT: 183 CM EYE COLOR:MIXED HAIR COLOR:DARK BROWN HOBBIES:COMPUTING (WHAT ELSE?!) SHOE NUMBER:44(ALL FLOWERS HAVES BIG BLADES!!!) HIS LIFE STORY: IT'S VERY EASY, WHEN I WAS BORN TO 11 YEARS OLD I LIVED IN THE JUNGLES THEN I MOVED INTO THIS CITY (VILLAGE) TIBRO. WHEN I WAS 15 I GET MY FIRST COMPUTER (A TEXAS HOME COMPUTER TI/99 4A) WHEN I WAS 17 I GET MY '64' THE BEST COMPUTER I HAVE. WHEN I GOT IT I JUST SAT AND PLAYED GAMES ALL THE TIME. WHEN I WAS 19 I BEGAN TO DO SOME PROGRAMING IN BASIC (HA HO HI) AND WHEN I WAS 20 I BEGAN TO DO SOME PROGRAMING IN ASSAMBLER. THAT'S ALL I THINK.... WHAT LIKE TO DO: GO ON PARTY AND GET DRUNK, FUCK, LISTEN TO MUSAC, PROGRAMING. NOW WE WILL HEAR ABOUT KILLER. AGE:18 HIGHT:182 EYE COLOR: BLUE HAIRCOLOR: MIDDLEBLOND HOBBIES: DO SOME CRUEL THINGS TO MY COMPUTER, BREAK INS (WHAT A LAME THING TO DO. NOTE FROM DROID) LIKE TO DRINK: REALY STRONG THINGS AND BEER AND FINALLY HIS LIFE STORY: OK HERE WE GO. WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS I WANTED A COMPUTER BUT I HAD NO MONEY SO I WORKED FOR A WHILE AND THEN WHEN I WAS 16 I COULD BUY ONE AND THAT WAS A C-64 AND I WAS SO HAPPY. THEN WHEN I WAS 17 A FRIEND BOUGHT AN AMIGA AND I WAS TOTALLY STUNNED WHEN I SAW IT IN ACTION. GOD LORD I WANTED AN AMIGA. WHEN IT WAS CHRISTMAS 1989 I GOT AN AMIGA AND THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THAT WAS ABOUT MY COMPUTERS NOW OVER TO ME: I HAVE HAD A RATHER BORING LIFE UNTIL I MOVED TO TIBRO AND MET DROID THAT WAS REAL FUNNY WE STARTED A GROUP CALLED THE TERMINATORS. WHY,DO YOU THINK,WELL WE WANTED TO BE KNOWN AND LEARN HOW TO OPERATE COMPUTERS. THE BEST WAY TO LEARN IS TO BE IN A GROUP CAUSE YOU LEARN EACHOTHER. WELL DROID MENTIONED THAT BREAK INS WAS LAME BUT I THINK IT'S FUN IT IS NOT EASY ALL THE TIMES YOU KNOW. WHO KNOWS YOU MAYBE WILL NEED THE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FUTURE. I RECOMEND ALL OTHER LAMERS DO BREAK INS IT IS FUN (BUT OFCOURSE YOU MUST LEARN OTHER THINGS TO) I HOPE I WILL LEARN 68000 ASSEMBLER SOME TIME. THAT WOULD BE -